I Don't Do Boys - Elektra

I came across this song while jumping from one tumblr account to the next and I have to say it beats Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl" any day. It's catchy, the lyrics are fun, and the music video will make your head do that nice spinning thing.

Also, NSFW. You've been warned. In which case, you should totally watch it anyway.

I'm sorry Katy, your song was catchy but your faux lesbianism just doesn't do it for me. I need girls that don't just "like" kissing girls, they love it. This is one of those cases where it's not me, it's you, Katy. It's you.