In honor of Valentines day, the holiday for lovers, I give a quote from (500) Days of Summer.
"Roses are red,
violets are blue,
fuck you whore."
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
The first time I saw (500) Days of Summer that quote gave me a good laugh, but then again I've always had a cynical and twisted sense of humor. Not to mention I have never been a fan of Valentines Day and it's phony attempt at guilting people into buying gifts for their loved ones simply because a corporation says you should, while filling their pockets with said people's guilt money.
Did I mention I don't like Valentines Day?